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A POEM FOR PUMPKINHEADS BY PAP

THERE I WAS BROKEN HEARTED
" MY PUMPKIN TRIED TO GO, BUT ONLY FARTED "

THEN A GREAT BIG SPLIT OCCURED
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF " THIS IS A REAL #*:! "

LATER THAT DAY A FAN I APPLIED
" THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD THOUGHT I WAS FRIED"

BUT SHE SEALED AND HEALED SO OFF I WENT
AS I THOUGH TO MYSELD " YOU CAN ALL GET #^*: "

THREE WEEKS LATER THE WEIGH OFFS WERE HERE
" SHES GONNA GO HEAVY " OF THAT I HAVE NO FEAR

I BACKED UP THE TRUCK AND WAS READY TO LOAD
" IF I WAIT ANY LONGER IM GONNA EXPLODE "

SO ON WENT THE STRAPPING AND UP WENT THE POD
" MY WIFE,KIDS AND NEIGHBORS APPROVED WITH A KNOD "

THAT TROPHY WAS MINE ,CAUSE I HAD THE CLOUT
BUT ON THE WAY UP "THE BOTTOM FELL OUT "

BUT THATS OK CAUSE IT REALLY DONT MATTER
" I GOT NEXT YEAR AND SHES GONNA BE EVEN FATTER "

8/21/2005 10:22:37 PM

So. Maine

You said it Dick........."Wait Til Next Year "

8/21/2005 11:33:59 PM