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Follansbee, Wv

I received several e-mails while I was away in Florida concerning worms. (sheesh, I sound like a certain other person). Instead of simply answering them all, I have decided to write a "How To" article on the subject.

Can anyone tell me how to submit an article to BP.com? Is there certain criteria to be met?

Any information would be very helpful.

2/11/2006 2:10:39 PM

San Diego, Ca.

You must change your name to Giant Monty before you post a how to article. Hehe ;-0

2/11/2006 5:54:35 PM

Whidbey Island

More on worms....

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following
results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this
demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

2/11/2006 7:27:24 PM

Ohio

lol

2/12/2006 4:49:18 AM

Follansbee, Wv

HAHAHA, I knew a "Giant" crack was coming! Hmmm, giant crack...that'll draw a few remarks too I bet.

2/12/2006 8:43:20 AM

Mocksville, NC

lol

2/12/2006 8:43:54 AM

Ri

Monty Ken surfs his website but you may place the same thread in web related section. Looking forward to the information. thank you Monty, Peter

2/12/2006 10:17:09 AM

Norton, MA

lol!

2/12/2006 1:52:03 PM