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PREGNANT TURKEY STORY

This is sooo funny - I may try it sometime!

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my Sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

11/1/2006 6:20:49 PM

Grants Pass, Oregon

Oh how sad lol

11/1/2006 6:51:38 PM

Mastic Beach, New York

LMAO..Sick ,but gotta try that!

11/1/2006 6:56:15 PM

Thornhill, Ontario, Canada

Hey, that's two thirds of the way to a Turducken

11/1/2006 7:35:47 PM

South East

lmao

11/2/2006 4:46:21 AM

Cologne Brescia Italy

LOL Tom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/2/2006 6:00:22 AM

Coventry R.I.

to funny tom!!! loved it lol

11/2/2006 6:54:41 AM

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Sick...LOL

11/2/2006 11:37:13 PM