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Rhode Island

flashing thru the patch (sing along to the tune of )
"dashing thru the snow"

flashing thru the patch, with a mist blower on your back
over the boards you go,spraying fungicides to and fro
oh
stems are short,leaves are blue,dont know what to do
tried to hard, plants are chared, they really look like poo
oh
pumpkins abort,stems to short,vine tips break with ease
here it is july my friends, and i cant get one to please
oh
dig a trench,armpit stench,seasons going down fast
all i want to do for now ,is pollinate one that lasts
oh
sag line here ,dill rings there,pumpkins look like crap
not to sure where i went wrong, but i shouda listened to pap
oh
weigh offs near,never make it i fear,fruit quit a while ago
have no fear pap is here and still going to the show
oh
big lift day is here, feeling confident i have no fear
strap her up and pull the chain, im on that weigh off train
oh
up she went ,bottom was spent,out flowed red/orange ouzz
the best for me right now my friends is break open a bottle of booze
oh
good bye for now,thats all she wrote,my season ended in crap
next time i get involved again someone please give me a slap

12/8/2006 1:06:15 AM

Www.extremepumpkinstore.com

lmao

12/8/2006 6:10:57 AM

Ohio

LMAO, i like the armpit stench part!

12/8/2006 6:26:25 AM

Belmont, NH

LOL, I think we can all relate to these words.

12/8/2006 6:36:02 AM

lol

12/8/2006 7:22:14 AM

Louth , Ireland

Great song put it to music with another few and you got an album pap . I'd sure buy it!!!!!!!!

12/8/2006 8:08:38 AM

Mt Vernon Ky

LOL i like the part i shouda listened to pap my pap told me that years ago

12/8/2006 8:13:51 AM

Sophia WV

Good one Pap

12/8/2006 8:18:34 AM

Waquoit Mass

its gonna be along weekend in niagra lol

12/8/2006 8:43:14 AM

Little-TON - Colorado

Sweeeet Paps!..Yes next will be Pappy on CD up there next to JZ and his rap.....Guess now your going after a grammy.......Yo

12/8/2006 8:59:04 AM

Mocksville, NC

hahahahahaha! That was better than the Budweiser Telecast.

12/8/2006 9:13:15 AM

Cologne Brescia Italy

lol!

12/8/2006 10:22:56 AM

Sort of Sunny Sometimes, WA

Dang! That's waaay better than mine! Good one Pap :D

12/8/2006 12:49:12 PM

maine USA

Oh my word! That was good. I think that we have some crazy goings ons in RI. thanks for the good laugh. KathyT

12/8/2006 12:53:36 PM

No Place Special

WOW, that was way cool! Man you have many talets!!!

12/8/2006 1:50:16 PM

Pimpama Australia

Brilliant Pap. Pumpkin growing is like life (and teenagers) frustrating but fun. Never say die and grow em big.

12/8/2006 4:15:52 PM

southwest MO

More!! More!!

12/8/2006 4:33:35 PM

Owensboro, Ky.

Pap, very well done, will the next verse bring up a green goblin? LOL Peace, Wayne

12/8/2006 5:31:15 PM

Williamsport, Pa.

pap, you have too much time on your hands before growing seson......lmfao scottie

12/8/2006 6:52:56 PM

Mn

great one. LMAO!

12/8/2006 7:32:35 PM

Somerset Ky

i sent pap a pic. great gingle pap.

12/8/2006 10:19:38 PM

Puyallup, WA

Now....this is a CLASSIC!

12/8/2006 11:20:00 PM

Aloha, Oregon

I sware the Wallaces are good at evrything and as kind as can be.

Jordan

12/8/2006 11:40:37 PM

Cameron,ontario Team Lunatic

LOL. Dick, you crack me up. Keep them coming.

Phil

12/9/2006 8:50:50 AM

Coventry R.I.

Very Cool Pap, we got to burn that to a CD. LOL

12/10/2006 1:35:20 PM